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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire? Bernadette."
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"""This is BULLSHIT"" - enthusiastic manure salesman"
"TIL There is only one thing that gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets. A Woman."
"I don't understand why so many of you are unhappy. They sell vodka where you are, don't they?"
"It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner. ""What are my choices?"" he asked. ""Yes or No"" she replied."
"What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth? Tooth (truth) or Consequences."
"If I have trouble finding an arm hole while putting on a dress shirt, I imagine I'm rehearsing for my show ""Damien Fahey: Shitty Magician""."
"Nothing makes you look like an alcoholic more than not knowing how you got a cut on your face."
"Someone told me that wearing glasses would make me look smarter. No one told me you had to wear clothes too."
"What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle? Optimistic"