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Joke of the Day
"I went to the barber before I had my SAT yesterday it really helped me clear my head"
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"If your clock strikes 13, what time is it? time to fix your clock."
"A trucker cheated to win a poker tournament... It was a big rig."
"Friday, I've tried to see other days and none compare to you, I love you."
"Sour cream is Mexican ketchup. I put that shit on everything."
"""Can we not have sex tonight? I'm tired"" ""Hi Tired, I'm dad"""
"My friend makes urinal cakes for a living... ...it takes him 35 minutes to bake each batch."
"The main reason I tell my daughter that beauty is on the inside is because I'm in charge of her ponytail in the mornings."
"Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue? Because they can't dress themselves."
"How long does it take a satellite to reach Uranus? Bend over and I'll show you."