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Joke of the Day
"What's the different between England and a tea bag? A tea bag last longer in the cup"
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"Roses are red, violets are blue...valentine's crap is over now don't you have some ironing to do"
"I backed a horse at 10/1 yesterday... It came in at quarter past 4."
"I let a Jehovahs Witness in my home, I sat him down and said, 'what do you have to tell me?' he said, 'I don't know, never made it this far'"
"Family size or very determined single person size?"
"The last time Twitter was down I was forced to speak to real people. Real people go on and on and on and on, for way over 140 characters..."
"Your ignorance might be bliss for you but it's giving those of us with a brain a headache."
"Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license? He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh."
"On Passive-Aggressive Jeopardy, the contestants answer Alex Trebek in the form of rhetorical questions."