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Joke of the Day
"What's the different between England and a tea bag? A tea bag last longer in the cup"
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"Damn girl are you Jewish! Cuz these balls are matzoh."
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"A blind man walks into a bar.. And a table. And a chair."
"How do you piss off an animal rights activist? You eat pita bread."
"A poll was taken by 2,000 prostitutes asking if they would have sex with Ted Cruz. 91% said Never Again""."
"Whenever I browse an NSFW Subreddit . . . . . . I always sort it by Hot."
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"I'm half Irish and half Jewish, so... I'm drinking if you're buying."
"I'm attracted to fat chicks... ...by the force of gravity"