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Joke of the Day

"Give a man a match... [inspirational quote] Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for an hour... Light a man of fire, well, he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"A seal walks into a club... that is all."

"To whom do agnostics pray? To whom it may concern."

"CATCHING A SQUIRREL Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut."

"Million dollar idea: Selling shower heads at the exit of a Ryan Gosling movie"

"To err is human, to eh is Canadian."

"My Friends and The Catholic Church Most people accuse me of being a wanker. Not the Roman Catholic Church. They call me a mass murderer!"

"I just read the ""100 things to do before you die"" list.... I'm kinda surprised that ""call 911"" didn't make the cut."

"I imagine a few times before he got it right, Jesus turned water into wine coolers."

"Knock knock Who's there? YOUR MOM'S VAGINAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"