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Joke of the Day

"To err is human, to eh is Canadian."

"Letting Jesus in What do you call a man who let Jesus come inside of him? Gullible."

"Me: Hey, look, I can't stay long, I've got a cab downstairs. Her: You took a cab? Me: I'm gonna give it back!"

"[Dad jokes anonymous] ""...and I'm clean 30 days"" Guy from back: HI CLEAN 3O DAYS I'M DAD ""DAMN IT, JERRY!"""

"How many men does it take to get an Amish woman pregnant? Two men a nite."

"What do you do when someone has an epileptic fit in the bathtub Throw in your dirty laundry"

"The Amazing Spiderman was good but they didn't cover the part in his life where he co-founded Facebook...I assume that will be in the sequel..."

"What do you call an alligator in a vest? Investigator!"

"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches... Courtesy of the late Redd Foxx."

"A man goes to the lawyer: ""What is your fee?"" Lawyer says: ""1000 US dollars for 3 questions."" Man: ""Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive?"" Lawyer: ""Yes, what is your third question?"""