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Joke of the Day

"My Friends and The Catholic Church Most people accuse me of being a wanker. Not the Roman Catholic Church. They call me a mass murderer!"

"THIS JUST IN: Hooters seeks extra support due to unprecedented sagging. So yeah, Hooters is for sale."

"I've just been offered 8 legs of venison for 25 I think it's too deer"

"I asked my wife why she never tells me when she has an orgasm... She said ""I don't like ringing you whilst you're at work."""

"Boobs My wife has eczema all over her chest. She's got a cracking pair of boobs."

"Humans are bad at being basketballs."

"A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""I'll serve You, but don't start anything."""

"My girlfriend and I broke up because of a difference in religious beliefs. She didn't believe I was God."

"Me: Would you remarry if I died? Wife: Yes. Me: What?!? Would you at least WAIT awhile? Wife: Depends. Are you dead because I killed you?"

"There's a strong correlation between the amount of pre-made holes in a guy's jeans & his level of douchiness."