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Joke of the Day
"Million dollar idea: Selling shower heads at the exit of a Ryan Gosling movie"
Next Joke
"What did one volcano say to the other volcano? I lava you"
"I needed a break from stupidity so I left work early."
"I just saw Toy Story in 3D... The guy in 4D asked me to take off my hat."
"*voluntarily spends hours on the internet daily* neato *friend sends 5-min video to watch* do i look like im made of free time or something"
"Today is the day I release the coyote I trained on Windows 95 back into the wild."
"Happy Columbus Day! Celebrate by going to the wrong house after work then claiming it as your own."
"A guy walks into a Starbucks and orders a tall blonde to go... The girl behind him then leaves."
"How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips? Just a Daesh."
"I threw out a sheep, a drum and a snake from an airplane Ba-dum-tss"