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Joke of the Day

"""How'd the date go?"" Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist."

"Is everything expensive or I'm just poor?"

"My punchlines are like lost baggage... you should get them in a couple of days. - George Watsky"

"What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute? A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again"

"So, I haven't seen the vice president in the news much recently I think that he may just be Biden his time"

"If you 2 apples and your uncle gives you one, what do you have? A sore ass."

"I'm not suggesting Cher is a nazi, but at no point during ""If I Could Turn Back Time"" does she mention killing Hitler."

"What do you call a surfer who loves Muhammad? A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

"What's the difference between purple and pink? The grip. "

"I don't know anything about golf... ...but I just watched it on TV for a couple minutes. It looks really easy. I'm sure I could get a very high score."