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Joke of the Day

"So, I haven't seen the vice president in the news much recently I think that he may just be Biden his time"

"Ex-Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher has died following a stroke but why she was following it, nobody knows."

"The patient was about to die ""Well,"" said the doctor, ""He can wait."""

"What font is used for alphabet soup. Times New Ramen"

"A&P is in bankruptcy, and Stop & Shop is buying some of their stores. They'll be called Stop & P."

"I caught my friend licking my tv today. So much for the high def LSD screen."

"/r/badplumbing is leaking"

"I installed IOS 9 Beta. And it shot up my school."

"Why do melons have traditional weddings? Because they can't elope!"

"I like my black people like I like my coffee I don't like coffee."