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Joke of the Day

"A Clown held the door open for me today It was a nice jester"

"My doctor told me that I have to stop masturbating! Because otherwise he can't do his medical examination."

"I sprayed a spider in my house with Axe, to try and kill it. But now it's name is Chad, and he's fucking my girlfriend..."

"Why I Consider Myself A Jokester Jokes are much more acceptable in society than moles."

"What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown? Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet"

"Guy walks into a gym He asks the manager which machine he could use that would attract the most women. The manager points to the ATM. Edit:formatting"

"I would never feed you to the wolves. You're too toxic and I like dogs."

"Slipped on black ice So the other day I slipped on some black ice, at first I thought it was normal ice, but when I got up i noticed my wallet was missing."

"I Like My Coffe Like I Like My Slaves Free"

"Stand in a crowd, put your finger to your ear secret agent style, say out loud ""target is in site!"", see who panics."