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Joke of the Day
"A Clown held the door open for me today It was a nice jester"
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"What's strong enough for a man but made for a women? The back of my hand."
"My lighter has two settings: 1: Spark, spark, spark 2: No left eyebrow"
"News: Boy George's reptile bites 5 people in one day.' He needs a calmer chameleon."
"Why is every boob job the same? Two round boobs. Switch it up ladies. Someone get two Belgian waffles or something."
"Why couldn't the motorcycle stand on it's own? because it was too tired."
"Why do girls like nice guys? Cause nice guys always finish last."
"Boss: I'm following you on Twitter. Me: Sweet! 'Nother follower! [Days later] Me: Oh wait. Shit."
"Those stickers of families you see on the back of mini-vans are like menus.. For sexual predators."
"What do you call a black dinosaur? A Tyroneosaurus Rex."