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Joke of the Day
"My punchlines are like lost baggage... you should get them in a couple of days. - George Watsky"
Next Joke
"What do you call it when two transgender people go on a couples cruise around Hawaii? A trans pacific partner ship."
"What do a Feminist and a Broken ATM have in Common? They both can't make any change"
"I just put on sine trousers I haven't worn since a wedding in 2001. I found a Nokia 3210 in the pocket... It still had 2 bars of battery. *some trousers"
"Why do they have sex ed and drivers ed on different days in Mexico? Because they need to give the donkey a break."
"If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito."
"Why is Islam a religion of peace? Well.. because Obama said so."
"Portland is on fire and the nearest Trump voter is 300 miles away. Democrats have a terrible ground game."
"I hope the meteorite crash in Russia doesn't affect the price of Vodka!"
"I bet the terrorists have a guy who does parody songs named Weird Al Qaedavic."