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Joke of the Day

"My Daughter wants a Cinderella-themed party, so I invited all her friends over and made them clean my house."

"I will convert to your religion if it makes this rash go away."

"Just got hired on at a high end restaurant, my main job so far has been oyster preparation And I've gotta say, it really shucks"

"Baby, you remind me of a perennial... cause you always make me come more than once."

"I like my women like I like my coffee:... ...imported from Columbia in a bag."

"Why did Bin Laden stop having sex? Every time he looked between a woman's legs, he saw Bush."

"How did Timmy dodge the oncoming car? He didn't"

"What do you call it when someone relies on sleep studies for a profession? a rem job"

"Google reports consistent level of searches for ""pornography"" in the UK following Brexit Title"

"TWITTER: something just isn't clicking here HORDE OF RACIST EGGS: [cacophony of immoral filth] TWITTER: eliminate the looping video service"