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Joke of the Day

"My Daughter wants a Cinderella-themed party, so I invited all her friends over and made them clean my house."

"Do you want to earn $$$? Yes, three dollars!"

"How did the snow man get to school? He took his icicle"

"Peanut butter You're almost as good as chocolate Which is almost as good as cheese Which is tied with vodka -Poem about the food pyramid"

"I take everything with a grain of salt these days Now I have hypertension"

"But seriously folks, what is Joe Walsh's best album?"

"Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar... ... and doesn't"

"What do you get when you cross a regular potato and a sweet potato? A tater tot."

"Know-it-alls think themselves a fountain of knowledge. In truth they are an oil spill of knowledge... Unwelcome and hard to get rid of."

"Do you have porridge for breakfast? Kevin Bacon"