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Joke of the Day
"If a honey bee makes honey, what kind of bee makes milk? A boobie!"
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"For Christmas, my wife wanted something that would go from zero to 160 in 4 seconds So I bought her a new scale."
"My dog's name is Karma... ....because Karma is a Bitch!"
"[last supper] ""Tonight, one of you will betray me for 20 pieces of silver."" ""30."" ""Sorry Judas?"" [sips wine] ""I didn't say anything."""
"What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? Beef Strokin-off!"
"All the toilets have been stolen from Scotland Yard The police have nothing to go on"
"A man walks up to a barman asking for a double entendre... He gave him one."
"My friend gave me a free dvd... but it's only Chinatown."