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Joke of the Day
"Old but Gold. What do you call cheese that is not yours? Nacho Cheese."
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"The only French I know are words for food items and the chorus of Lady Marmelade. Turns out that's all you really need."
"With all the different ways to sat the same jokes, how would you know it's not a repost? You just wait for the comments to link you up."
"Only at Mcdonalds do they say, ""Sorry about your wait"" and really mean ""weight."""
"What do you get if you squeeze a synagogue? Jews."
"A man walks through the forest and sees a shark passing by ... the man asks 'Hey shark, shouldn't you rather be in an ocean?' Shark says 'Yeah, I should.'"
"What do you do when someone has an epileptic fit in the bathtub Throw in your dirty laundry"
"What do you call a semiaquatic, furry little animal than never amounted to anything in it's life? An *otter* failure (I'll see myself out)"
"what does a man with a 9"" cock eat for breakfast? this morning, I ate some toast, cereal, coffee, bacon & eggs, hash browns..."
"(1st day in heaven) Angel: STOP ASKING EVERYBODY WHAT THEY DIED OF"