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Joke of the Day

"Apparently a teen in Brazil died after jerking off 42 times without stopping. So...41 guys...that's the limit."

"Kinda creepy that Noah could tell the difference between the male and female versions of EVERYTHING"

"What do you call a fake noodle? ... An ""impasta""!!!!"

"Why don't witches wear panties? They get a better grip on their brooms!"

"If poly means many and ticks are blood sucking parasites, then politics must mean..."

"What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink? ""Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"""

"Burger King is preparing to introduce a new turkey burger. Pigeons are beginning to disappear."

"I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it's Election night."

"I have a dog that can perform magic tricks. i call him Houndini.."

"How did the orphans in Oliver Twist communicate with each other? Through *more*se code!"