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Joke of the Day

"My creepy neighbour asked me if I think he's creepy. The fact that he asked through my bathroom window after my shower just made it awkward"

"I'm sick of people saying, ""Its political correctness gone mad!"" That's offensive. You should say ""Its political correctness gone mentally ill""."

"Reddit's attention span"

"Autocorrect changed ""meeting"" to ""mating"" and now my boss and I aren't meeting with Bob after work."

"[slips the bus driver 20] ""Maybe you let me ride the bus for free?"""

"What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10? The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror"

"Mayweather decides to teach his son how to hit on girls. With fists"

"Did you know that Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? No, and neither did she."

"I wonder if giraffes can eat so much their stomach explodes bc they just don't know it right away cuz it's in their neck for so long. What."

"My most favorite joke Boy to shopkeeper : Do you have fairness cream ?. Shopkeeper : Yes. Boy : Then why dont you apply to your daughter :D ."