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Joke of the Day
"Tiger, Lance, and now Oscar Maybe Nike should tell their athletes ""Just Don't Do It!"""
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"What do you call it when batman skips church? Christian bale."
"Did you hear about the new Chinese rap duo? 2 Changz"
"Did you hear the one about the blonde that had a problem with her bed? She couldn't find a knife large enough to apply the bed spread."
"The best thing about having a penis is .. Sharing it with people who don't have one :P"
"The ladies call me ""Tarzan"" in bed... ... because my sexual adventures are all in [Vines.](http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vine_%28service%29)"
"*pulls shirt back down* I guess I don't understand what a flash mob actually is."
"What do you call it when an underwater explorer gets bitten by a bloodsucking parasite? Diverticulitis."
"Jay-Z is actually the 26th generation of the Jay family, which dates back to the middle-ages, when Jay-A invented rap."
"What is the difference between a baby and a feminist? The baby grows up and learns to stop crying."