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Joke of the Day
"I met a Slavic feminist once. She told me to Czech my privilege."
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"Did you hear about the Italian husband who was talking during his sleep? He ended up giving his wife a black eye"
"Here's a knock knock joke about the guy with no arms"
"""Hey! Aren't you that guy from the village people?"" Me, to every cop who pulls me over"
"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? We better get some support before they think we're nuts!"
"Big shoutout to the lazy, seven year old idiot who named Red Delicious apples."
"I walked in on the janitor using the women's washroom. I asked him what he was doing in there. He said ""The men's washroom is filthy."""
"ME:[just inaugurated as president] Where's the nuke button ADVISOR: why ME:[crumpling photo of my 5th grade bully] I just wanna see it"
"You had me at ""I bet I can get that whole thing in my mouth."""
"I was at the ATM the other day and this old lady asked me to help her check her balance So I pushed her."