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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%? Rich AND famous, apparently"

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"ah, corduroy.... u are truley the ruffles chips of pants"
"Confucious he say... Man who walk before car gets tired, man who walk behind car gets exhausted"
"A woman drives into a bar."
"To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present... They are due back at the library today."
"What did O say to Q? Ya dick is hangin out."
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"I'm probably 0 for 400 in looking for safes behind wall paintings"
"What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Damn!"
"My girlfriend's father called me a pedophile just because she's 22 and I'm 36. Completely ruined our 10-year anniversary."
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