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"A woman drives into a bar."
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"What do you call a german that does the exact opposite of what he says to do? A hypokrout."
"Siri, who's in my trunk?"
"Grammar Nazi vs. Hitler Soldier:""Sir, we are mining too many useless ores."" Hitler:""So mine less!"" [Grammar Nazi busts in] ""MINE FEWER"" [Hitler looks up] ""Yes?"""
"Girl: ""Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"" Guy: ""Both, now get in the van."""
"Picture a sandwich. Now picture another sandwich that talks. Picture a third sandwich. I'm really high."
"How many illegals will it take to build Trump's wall? Too many to document."
"The supermarket ran out of soup. They were out of stock."
"Did you know Helen Keller had a swing in her backyard? Neither did she."
"Let us not judge a man based on the color of his skin, but by which character he picks in Super Smash Bros."