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Joke of the Day

"There's a new magazine for gay military members.It's mainly just photos of Privates."

"My ex broke up with me because she wanted a man with a 9inch penis :(... ... and there was no way I was cutting two inches off."

"What do sea monsters like to eat? Fish and ships"

"Where does a salmon go to deposit a check? To the river bank!"

"My doctor gave me six months to live. When I couldn't pay my bill, he gave me another six months."

"Did you hear about the lawyer for U2? He was Pro-Bono"

"Someone's deodorant is not working... And I know it's not me because I'm not wearing any."

"If ""The Purge"" was real, I'd hide in Aeropostale cause no one has been there since like 2009"

"What's black on top and white on the bottom? rape"

"My neighbour has had a record 44 concussions. He lives very close to me. A stone's throw away in fact -StewartFrancis"