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Joke of the Day

"Why do men die before their wives? - They want to."

"Why do midgets giggle when running through a field? The grass tickles their balls as they run."

"What do you call it when a jewish submarine operator is discriminated against for being gay? Subjugation."

"A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. ""First offender?"" The judge asked. ""No"" said the bailiff, ""First a Gibson, then a Fender."""

"I bought a dog from a blacksmith ..... As soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door."

"cheap toilet paper. it isn't worth shit."

"A man walks into the bar But fails since he was too busy drinking through law school"

"I didn't believe women were getting their assholes bleached Then my sisters boyfriend took his hat off..."

"What do you call a one-legged asian woman? Irene"

"Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon? Food is great but the atmosphere is terrible!"