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Joke of the Day
"What's big, green and cries in the corner? The Incredible Sulk"
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"I could Juggle right now, but I don't have the balls to do it."
"Hey, did you hear they are opening a new bread store here in town? Just what we kneaded"
"Like most pale people I will be occupying the indoors this summer."
"What did the cashew say to the sneezing peanut? ""Yes, what is it?"""
"Where's the best place to find a dog with no legs? Where you left it"
"What's the shortest joke you know/can come up with? Here's mine: Women are more holy than men."
"Umm Adele, have you tried texting?"
"Did you hear about the kidnapping in the park? He finally woke up."
"What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? One doesn't cry sexism when you fire it."