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Joke of the Day

"What do chinese people do when they have an erection? they vote"

"Finally bought a puppy for the wife and I, but it turns out my wife's allergic to dogs, so we had to get rid of her. The dog and I live happily together now."

"The Islamic State is hosting a music festival in Iraq. The first annual Allahpalooza is sure to go off with a bang."

"If you're stuck in the wild, rub two mozzarella sticks together to start a pizza."

"What do the pizza delivery guy and the gynecologist have in common? They both can smell it, but can't eat it."

"Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt? Because it was Far Out!"

"Chasing away everyone who's ever tried to get close to you is a great way to save money on Christmas shopping."

"Why did the lizard go on a diet ? It weighed too much for its scales !"

"I'm really good at not paying my bills. They all say ""OUTSTANDING!"""

"What is the most popular vehicle in South America? They drive alpacars."