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Joke of the Day
"What do chinese people do when they have an erection? they vote"
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"4: How do you spell no? Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound? 4: Batman? (Spelling is hard)"
"Who never gets his hair wet in the shower? A bald man."
"What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One did the moon walk, and the other one raped little kids."
"""Selfie"" has come to mean any photo of a person. At this rate, it will be the only word in the English language in 2023, meaning everything."
"No thank you GPS. I have this magic ring on my left hand that connects me to the nice young lady in the passenger's seat who knows everything."
"Use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eye, Use chemicals to remove the Polish and you're literally Hitler."
"My money box is empty... No change there."
"My cousins baby child keeps pointing at me and saying 'cat'"
"Shrimp Why did the shrimp cross the road? To get to the other tide."