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Joke of the Day

"No thank you GPS. I have this magic ring on my left hand that connects me to the nice young lady in the passenger's seat who knows everything."

"Where did Sally go when the bombs fell? Everywhere."

"Some girls on Facebook are cute until their 30-day photoshop trial expires."

"what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust"

"Marriage is a lot like being a meteorologist. No matter what you say, you're still wrong."

"You know why Miss Piggy can't count to 70? She gets to 69 and has a frog in her throat. Edit"

"It's that time of year I'm just going to say it now so I can say I said it first I'll see you guys next year Now shut the fuck up with that joke"

"Where do sick boats go? The dock!"

"Wanna hear a joke? Me too"

"Curiosity gave the cat slightly high blood pressure but nothing to be concerned about."