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Joke of the Day
"Shrimp Why did the shrimp cross the road? To get to the other tide."
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"If A Democrat Wins, I'm Leaving, If a Republican wins, I'm also leaving. This has nothing to do with politics. I just really want to travel."
"I like my women how I like my wine. 8 years old and locked in a cellar."
"Wanna hear a joke about potassium? K"
"I accidentally washed a black sock in with my whites and everything came out fine, so I totally get that whole ""I Have a Dream"" thing now."
"Dont take your phones with you when you go to a dentist they have li-ion batteries"
"Knew a guy who fashioned an entire suit out of rubber bands. He was quite the snappy dresser."
"How can you always break even at the casino? Play the change machines."
"I got friend zoned today.... So I asked if she knew what incest was..."
"You know how light travels faster than sound? Thats why some people seem bright until they speak."