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Joke of the Day

"A a few States in the south celebrate MLK and Robert E Lee day on the third Monday in January. They are working to separate them."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? The first side smelled bad."

"We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone."

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? I can't marmalade my cock in someones ass."

"Did you hear about how they spotted a Nazi in the sea? It's okay, it's just adolfin"

"My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline; she hit the roof."

"What do you call a person with short-term memory loss? I forget..."

"its all fun and games until someone loses an I?. then we cant play scrabble anymor"

"Why couldn't the lizard get it up? He had ereptile dysfunction."

"I, for one, completely agree with Hitler's plan... ...to kill himself. ____________________________________ Besides, if it wasn't for Hitler, who else would we compare our enemies to?"