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Joke of the Day

"Watching The Bible. Didn't realize everyone spoke w/ a British accent back then. Neat."

"My friend told me he wanted to find the electrical resistance of Jesus. I was like ""Ohm my God!"""

"A new, funny, original joke that isn't a repost."

"My fairy godmother asked me if i wanted a long memory or a long penis... I don't remember what I said... ...but I have back problems now."

"So I fired my sphere maker... He kept cutting corners."

"How is being a pimp like being a farmer? You get some hoes and they get dough for you."

"Did you hear Burger King is promoting a black Whopper? McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder."

"The best things in life are free *plus shipping and handling*"

"Dark humour is like dead children.. - it never gets old."

"Where does biggest potato grow? Under the ground."