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"I find frying pans really hot. I guess you could say I'm pansexual."
"Have you heard the latest trend... Have you heard the latest trend that's blowin' up the Internet? It's cyber-terrorism."
"What do Donald trump and the Internet have in common? They're two of the worlds most powerful tools."
"[at KFC] ""One bargain bucket please"" ""ok sir, and would you like any sides?"" ""Yes please, otherwise the chicken will fall out"""
"What do you call a guy that steals burgers? A hamburglar!"
"People always say that European Football will never make it big here in the states. But it seems like we really picked it up an ran with it."
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It may take me a minute to get hard, I just got laid by this chick."
"The transformation of Facebook into MySpace is almost complete."
"getting my loan approved at the bank by lying on my back and executing a series of flawless air kicks right there in the lobbby"