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Joke of the Day
"So I fired my sphere maker... He kept cutting corners."
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"What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail? You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail? p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this"
"The Sun God Heloios was hungover today. Unable to lift his radiant body out of bed he just stuck his blazing bare bum over the horizon... ... it was the crack of dawn."
"When you pick a name for your kid, type it in Microsoft Word first. If the red squiggly line shows up, please reconsider."
"Don't ever let a chiropractor tell u a joke. It'll hit your funny bone."
"Obama's reaction to NSA scandal ""This technology means spies will never have to use windows ever again."""
"Did anybody else see the lunar eclipse tonight? I looked, but I couldn't see it."
"The rare times my cat comes to me for affection, I run and hide under the bed, so she knows what that feels like."
"The sheer terror of laughing at a joke you didn't understand and then someone asking you to explain it to them."
"B-E-F-O-R-E not b4. We speak English not fuc?ing bingo."