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Joke of the Day
"I just burned my Hawaiian pizza in the oven I guess I should have put it on aloha setting"
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"i'm just like one of the ladies in the commercials! dancin around with nair on my pits! usin a tampon as a mic as i lipsync the cranberries!"
"I've suffered from identity crisis since I was a little boy. I mean girl."
"Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interupti--- MOO!"
"You can tell a lot about a person by autopsy."
"I was cumming into a sock... when the guy wearing it was like WTF?!"
"3 jews walk into a bar..... named Gas Chamber."
"Video game are cool because they let you experience fantasies. For example, in the Sims, you have a job and a house"
"The safe word is ""MMMBop."""
"My favorite Lil Wayne song is the one where he sounds like a constipated muppet trying to list off active ingredients in Children's Tylenol."