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Joke of the Day
"There's a new app for people recovering from bad dates. Anyone ever tried *Cinder*?"
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"My buddy told me this hilarious joke earlier about Albert Einstein getting a handjob... What a stroke of genius!"
"I just finished writing a book on dolphins. I should have used paper."
"A man walks into a flower shop and discovers something new: a bonsai palm tree in a pot. As he admires the plant he says, ""With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"""
"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common... they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason."
"Did you hear about the fire on the Indian reservation? It was intense."
"I had a dog that always used to chase people on motorcycles In the end I had to take the keys off him"
"What did the answering machine say to the telephone? Take my word for it."
"*When I see someone else jaywalk* ""What an idiot."" *When I jaywalk* ""I am a trained professional. Do not attempt this yourself."""
"I love my toilet. We've been through a lot of crap together."