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"What's the Cincinnati Zoo's least favorite rap group? Gorillaz"
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"I'm putting together an acting troupe of dogs. It's called..........................................................................*Dramatic Paws*."
"Racecar spelt backwards is still racecar But racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died"
"At least people that have hit rock bottom are disciplining their pet rocks This joke brought to you by my ten year old son"
"Why can't your hear a pteradactyl go to the toilet? Because the p is silent."
"Toast at a Wedding ""May you live as long as you want and not want for as long as you live."" That's an Irish toast. ""Cinnamon, eggs, bread, and maple syrup."" That's a French toast."
"What's the difference between rape and vehicular manslaughter? It's harder to eat a plate of ribs during a rape."
"Years after presidency, the introverted former president Obama is asked if he has ever had an affair. He responds with ""I've never been one to cum outside of Michelle."""
"What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it? An old man yelling at the cloud"
"What does Monica Lewinsky say to call her dog over? ""Come, spot!"""