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Joke of the Day
"What's the Cincinnati Zoo's least favorite rap group? Gorillaz"
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"Patient just told me a joke yesterday When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why? They are out standing in the field"
"Brushed my teeth before my breakfast and now my vodka tastes funny. :("
"In 2050 old men will say bae'"
"Request: Gimme your best white people jokes. Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes? Let me hear something different."
"I saw many places when I fought in WWII.. But I did Nazi Germany."
"What did the sushi say to the bee? Wassabee?!?!"
"When your parents held you as a baby for the first time, they secretly hoped you'd end up arguing with strangers on a celebrity's Instagram."
"What do you do when a black person gets killed by a cop? Let Mayweather lead all the protests, That way we know it will be peaceful and someone will get a hug every minute."
"Hey guys let me know if you figure out a way for me to rt myself. Some of these are pretty great."