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Joke of the Day
"*peels off yoga pants to reveal even yogier pants*"
Next Joke
"she wants the D (director's cut)"
"A man goes to a doctors office Patient: I have been having a lot of pain in my ear Female doctor: Sir, I think you have an ear infection. Patient: But u havn't even looked at my penis"
"Princess Peach has been kidnapped so often, I'm beginning to think she might be Liam Neeson's daughter."
"Warning: 18+ 19"
"My masturbation addiction is getting bad I'm right in the grips of it."
"Some days, I wish I had a button to restore myself to my original factory settings"
"Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam? He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics."
"I hate school and got caught skipping the other day... My principal said, ""Walk normal next time, you fruitcake."""
"A husband and a wife were at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. ""Och, I look like a pig!"" The man nods, ""And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"""