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Joke of the Day

"I think it's disgusting that women only make 70 cents to every dollar a man makes It should be at least 80"

"Just saw a coyote next to the highway... I hope this tunnel ahead isn't just painted on."

"Did you hear about the Native American who went to a party and drank 37 cups of tea? They found him dead the next morning in his tea pee."

"Instead of cars warning us of stupid things, like the door is open, it should tell us useful things, like there's a cop hiding in the bushes"

"What's the difference between England and a tea bag? ...A tea bag stays in the cup longer! #FIFAWORLDCUPBRAZIL"

"How to Start an Argument On the Internet Step one: State your opinion Step two: Wait"

"Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic? He wanted to get his Car tuned"

"Two fish are in a tank... When one fish says, ""How do you drive this thing?"""

"CarefulWhere's your shoesPlease stop cryingMaybe eat somethingYou dropped the bottle- things you say to babies & drunks."

"The worst thing about being the first person to live on the moon will be getting caught lying every time you claim to get laid."