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Joke of the Day
"Nutella: A reason to buy bread."
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"Put me in your bio so I know it's real... Just kidding, I'd rather be in your will."
"Never fall in love with a heroine junky. They got a lot of love, but it's all in vein."
"Online shopping. My wife was complaining that i shop too much online and that i had to send some shit back where it came from. So i have sent her back to Thailand."
"A ""good parenting"" blog followed me. Should I let them know how long ago that ship sailed?"
"What does Metallica's St. Anger and Star Wars VIII have in common? No solo."
"What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball? You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball."
"I went to a Chinese restaurant last night. I said ""Waiter, this beef is rubbery"" He said ""Thank you, I'm grad you rike it"""
"People call me the most disoriented U-boat captain of the 20th century... Oops wrong sub."
"""hey what's that sqiggly thing on the ground?"" ""i don't know, it looks kinda like a w or m"" -- how the worm got its name"