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Joke of the Day
"Why do priests wear underwear in the shower? They don't like to look down on the unemployed"
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"How do you get a fat person into bed? Piece of cake."
"There's a C cup, a T cup, and a P cup The C cup is for drinking coffee The T cup is for drinking tea And the P cup is used to get a Mexican to work"
"Why did Dracula need medicine? Because he was coffin."
"What's the name of the new shawarma restaurant in Neverland? Pita Pan"
"I am much less afraid of jail when I'm drunk."
"I hate being bi-polar... It's awesome!"
"A Pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says to the pirate, 'do you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?' The pirate says, 'Arrrrrgh! It's drivin' me nuts!'"
"What did the gay guy say to Pinocchio? Lie to me motherfucker."
"What's the difference between sand and menstrual blood? You can't gargle sand."