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Joke of the Day

"If Anne hath a will, Anne Hathaway."

"Did you ever think about ten years ago you'd be saying.. ""I really hope this is a chick I'm talking to""."

"Trying to motivate myself to go for a run, but it's windy outside. And outside."

"Did you hear about the genetic study on diarrhea? They say it runs in your genes."

"What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans? Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today."

"Did you hear about the Mime Murders? It was an unspeakable horror"

"I got fired from a suicide hotline Apparently they look down upon reverse psychology."

"How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West? By Bony Express."

"What do Mexicans write in school? Essays."

"What's colorless and smells sweet? Chloroform SHHHH.."