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Joke of the Day

"I have chronic diarrhea. My dad also has chronic diarrhea, and his dad had it too... It runs in our jeans."

"Minnesota is my favorite state that sounds like it's a small soft drink."

"I used to have a job impersonating a German composer. Bach in the day!. (I take no credit for this - as I read it in a magazine)"

"There's this hot girl in my college writing class. Her body is a 10, but her intro and conclusion need some work."

"Why do the Dutch people love..... Why do the Dutch people love the Belgian-jokes so much? They are cheap."

"3 gays in a hot tub A bubble of semen rises up, one looks at the others and says ""OK who's farted?"""

"Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name? Because they can't spell toboggan."

"It's good that we aren't hearing about priests in the news lately. It seems that kids these days are finally learning how to keep a secret."

"What happens to someone who gets attacked by bees? They get bee'd up"

"How do you make Helen Keller cry? Turn the stool upside-down"