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Joke of the Day

"Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship? All they will do is fight tooth and nail!"

"A man walks into a mental hospital wearing nothing but plastic wrap. The clerk says to him, ""You definitely belong here, I can clearly see your nuts!"""

"What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair..."

"Just a heads up guys, M. Night Shyamalan dug a hole in my backyard and has been filming Mark Wahlberg yelling at it for 6 months now."

"There there password. I don't think you're weak."

"How many scientists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that's what interns are for."

"Q: What do you call it when a cat stops? - A: A paws!"

"A woman entered a psychiatrist's consulting room leadind a kangaroo.""I'm worried about my husband doctor "" she said. ""He keeps thinking he's a kangaroo! """

"When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant? Taco Tuesday"

"A man submits 10 puns to a contest, hoping to win... but no pun-in-ten-did."