83873
Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ? Bicycle petals !"
Next Joke
"*hand grenades* *blow torch* *AK 47* *sulfuric acid* *ninja training* My Google search history yesterday after I found a spider."
"I left my Adderral in my Ford Fiesta I came back to a Ford Focus"
"How does Moses make his coffee? He-brews it"
"""Mom! I'm going out!"" - You're not leaving this house until you change that miniskirt - Why not? - Because I can see your balls, Richard."
"I saw Casper the ghost. I said, You look pale and drawn."
"What did the space between two tiles say? I AM GROUT"
"what did the emo say to the dull razor? Sorry old friend... You just won't cut it"
"Do you think all these parents who named their daughters after flowers really gave much thought to how much teenage boys like to pluck?"
"Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away? Because he mist it."