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Joke of the Day
"Did you know your kitchen faucet might raid your house? Let that sink in..."
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"What happens if you feed Link some Speed? .... you get a Hyperlink ..."
"What do the elderly eat? Dementos"
"Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac? He stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog."
"*arouses suspicion* Suspicion: I have a boyfriend. But c'mere."
"When I get in an elevator, before I press a button I look at everyone inside and say... ""Are you ready to take this shit to a whole new level?!"""
"I'm glad we evolved from apes. If we evolved from chameleons, we'd constantly be walking into each other."
"I ran 56k today... It took be forever to get to my home page cause dial-up's a bitch."
"Why don't other bugs like earwigs ? Because they are always earwigging their conversations !"
"It's amazing how much more money I have when I'm drunk."