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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between when you're hungry and when you're horny Where you put the cucumber."
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"Think Im Sarcastic? Watch Me Pretend To Care!"
"What should you do if you come across a tiger while in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize."
"A joke walks into a bar... Bartender says woah! I've never *meta* joke before"
"What can't I find on the internet? My keys"
"When I get heavier, I am actually easier to pick up. What am I? A woman"
"What does Matt Damon call thrift shopping? Goodwill Hunting."
"I said ""Candyman"" 5 times into the bathroom mirror and sure enough some woman came out of the stall and screamed at me for being in there."
"Dr. Dre Beats."
"What's the fastest way to get a ripped body? Take highwhey."