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Joke of the Day

"[in Batmobile] Superman: Hey Batman: Sup? S: Promise you won't be mad? B: [sighs] I asked if you had to go before we left the Batcave!!"

"In 1987 Bernie Sanders wrote a folk album titled ""we will overcome"" At the same time Donald Trump wrote an album called ""we will over-comb"""

"My hamster died at the weekend... ... he fell asleep at the wheel"

"What's the difference between the space shuttle and a 2.5 kiloton bomb? The crew."

"I'm so out of shape, I can't even run away from my insecurities."

"*Death comes for me but is once again fooled by my false moustache*"

"Hope there is a particularly fiery spot in hell for anyone capable of losing a dog in an enclosed dog park."

"Preowned Jaguar for sale. Beloved family member, excellent shape. Wife forced me to put her up for sale after she (the jaguar) ate the kids."

"Reddit is about perception and perspective. But it depends how you look at it."

"I'm going out with two anorexic girls, Two birds, one stone"