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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ? Snakes and Larders !sna"

"What does Salvador Dali eat for breakfast? Milk and Surreal."

"I just left a pregnancy test box in my brother's bathroom to mess with him and his new girlfriend."

"What does a perverted frog say ? Rubbit"

"My Aunt Maud had so many candles on her last birthday cake that all her party guests got sunburnt !"

"Maggi is the girlfriend of the food world. It says 2 minutes but never gets ready in less than 20 minutes."

"Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus."

"How many dyslexics does it change to take a light bulb?"

"Son: Mom, why are you always showing up at my school on chicken nugget day? Me: *literally salivating* Here to see you, buddy."

"Tronald Dump?"