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Joke of the Day
"People keep asking me today ""So you have a new boss?"" No, I'm still with my wife."
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"A computer game character walks into a bar... I should really turn no-clip off."
"Roadside sign holders are secretly geniuses because they get paid to do something a pole does for nothing."
"What kind of bees produce milk? Boo'bees"
"What's most jewish of all reptiles? The MOSESaur!"
"I gotta imagine one of the worst things you can do is shit your snowsuit."
"Nu Finish makes a Scratch Doctor to get unwanted scratches out of your car... They should make a Biatch Doctor!"
"FDA approving female viagra next week. Or as Bill Cosby calls it, a ""spritzer"""
"I like my coffee like I like my butt hole... Without a penis in it."
"When someone says ""excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable"", how long are they usually gone? Two days seems like a long time."