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Joke of the Day

"I gotta imagine one of the worst things you can do is shit your snowsuit."

"Why were the breakfast potatoes running around hitting each other? HashTag!"

"What do toys and boobs have in common? Both are made for children but it's the fathers who play with them most."

"Regretting the compliment... A woman walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, ""Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?"" He says, ""Really! Why? Are my eyes bulging?"""

"Did you hear about the recently unemployed electrician? Apparently he's now ohm-less."

"Some people are so poor, all they have is money."

"Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem? He was an Afghani-Stan."

"Horton Hears a who? Horton Hears a what? Horton Hears a huh? Horton hears a chicka chikca chicka chicka slim shady."

"My 5 year old has a filthy mouth. His favorite book is Winnie the Shit."

"Europe is looking amazing right now. It lost a few pounds recently."