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Joke of the Day
"A computer game character walks into a bar... I should really turn no-clip off."
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"""Science HAS gone too far,"" I whisper, gazing out across the sea of boneless chickens slithering through the farmyard. The Colonel laughs."
"Women's magazines: Page 5: accept yourself for who you are Page 8: how to lose 10lbs in 1 week Page 12: best cake recipe"
"Chuck Norris Children usually write there name in the snow with pee Chuck Norris writes his name in pee on concrete"
"My son is an embarrassment, I'm afraid. He came back from college for Xmas, and seems mortified to find that me & his mom have gone goth."
"There's no reason to be tailgating me when I'm doing 50 in a 35. And those flashing lights on top of your car looks ridiculous!"
"I'm surprised they didn't make an all-female Ghost Busters sooner... Busting ghosts at three quarters on the dollar? What a savings!"
"Q: How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb? A: That's a military secret."
"What is brown and sticky? A brown stick. Bonus: what's red and fluffy? Red fluff."
"Hello and welcome to Hypocrite's Anonymous. What's your name?"