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Joke of the Day

"*night falls, the full moon rises* ME: go, please! i don't want you to see me...like...this HIM: omg what's happening ME: *asleep by 10 pm*"

"If I had to choose between a stepstool and a device that let's me get even higher... ...I'd take the ladder. (I'll just leave now)"

"What did the Monkey say when his bath was too hot? Ooh-Ooh-Aah- Aah"

"'Tell me you want me' he ordered. 'I want you' she said. 'Now tell me you need me.' 'I need you' she sighed. She hated calling tech support."

"Why do fat chicks give the best head? Because they have to."

"""I'll be black"" the potato dramatically announced moments before going into Sarah Connor's freezer -The Termintator"

"10 ways on how to deal with Click baiting! Does anyone know them?"

"I said to my neighbour Jamal... I said to my neighbour Jamal, ""You're like marmite, you know Jamal."" He replied, ""What? You love me or hate me?"" I replied, ""No, you're black and you fucking smell."""

"A black guy applied for a job at the LAPD He got shot down"

"Three things in the universe are constant. The speed of light, gravity, and laundry."