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Joke of the Day

"Interview with Hitler When asked whether or not he would repeat the Holocaust again. Hitler replied.... Fuhrer sure!!!!"

"I told a little white lie... or a little black lie, because all lies matter"

"what did the gay bull say? more cowball!"

"Another day, another nope."

"See the problem with the left is that... the wrong people are getting the abortions."

"How did Micro-soft get it's name? Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy"

"Police now use an iPhone app that scans irises to ID suspects. It replaces their previous method: scanning for dark skin"

"Mannequin challenge but me just standing in the kitchen, in the dark, holding the ice cream container as my wife walks by unaware."

"Life's a piano and I'm wearing boxing gloves"

"Williams Sonoma excels at selling me cookware I don't need to prepare meals with ingredients I can't afford for dinner guests I don't have."